tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1588280325775325323.post3941686163510563409..comments2023-12-24T05:26:48.861-05:00Comments on The Pittsburgh Comet: Black-Eye Situation WorsensBram Reichbaumhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05620172942925293407noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1588280325775325323.post-62489846806856538662007-07-05T10:42:00.000-04:002007-07-05T10:42:00.000-04:00"Besides, where would he even sit? In that ornate ..."Besides, where would he even sit? In that ornate dais at the far end of the chamber? Would he have to wear a wig?"<BR/><BR/>A wig -- to channel his inner Tory/Whig or his inner woman?<BR/><BR/>:-)Suehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07457260747698468070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1588280325775325323.post-74999026234028031812007-07-05T01:35:00.000-04:002007-07-05T01:35:00.000-04:00Great joke, anonymous. Can we use it?Great joke, anonymous. Can we use it?Bram Reichbaumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05620172942925293407noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1588280325775325323.post-64256787548941686612007-07-05T01:14:00.000-04:002007-07-05T01:14:00.000-04:00Does anyone believe for one minute that this mayor...Does anyone believe for one minute that this mayor will ever tell the truth? This is a taste of many things to come if he's elected in November.<BR/><BR/>"What's astonishing is that if he was really trying to raise money for charity, he was trying to hide it from people by not answering the question," said Jeanne Clark, a member of the Squirrel Hill chapter of the National Organization for Women.<BR/><BR/>We might as well laugh at it. Enjoy!<BR/><BR/><BR/>Luke's Lie-Clock <BR/><BR/>A man from Pittsburgh died and went to heaven.<BR/><BR/>As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates,<BR/>he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.<BR/><BR/>He asked, "What are all those clocks?"<BR/><BR/>St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a<BR/>Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."<BR/><BR/>"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"<BR/><BR/>"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved,<BR/>indicating that she never told a lie."<BR/><BR/>"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"<BR/><BR/>St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."<BR/><BR/>"Where's Mayor Luke Ravenstahl's clock?" asked the man.<BR/>"Ravenstahl's clock is in Jesus' office.<BR/>He's using it as a ceiling fan"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com