Chris Heinz is getting married to Sasha Lewis in Washington, DC, on February 10th. (P-G)We attended a Chris Heinz lecture at a Sustainable Pittsburgh gathering on Duquesne's campus about seven years ago, with our girlfriend of the time.
Mr. Heinz, who looks like tv's Mr. Big, was delivering an impassioned environmental power-point presentation, years before Al Gore made it cool. We could feel the affections of our ladyfan being diverted, as though by a black hole of money, intelligence, and tan, personally-trained hide. In fact, there was a distinct, tangy humidity in the air throughout room of young activists.
The Comet is glad Mr. Heinz has found his true love, and congratulate the happy couple.
Mr. Heinz still pulled the political boner of the decade by not having the cajones to run against Missy Hart last year. If a political nobody like Jason Altmire could edge the horsey-faced incumbent, Heinz could've walked to DC with a 65-35 margin of victory.
ReplyDeleteBut in general, as Beavis would say, "Damn he's smooth."