Local new media ingenue Agent Ska is trying to connect some dots at her blog, The Ideas Bucket.She is straight-facedly reporting that Mayor Ravenstahl's geographic whereabouts once again are suspiciously unknown for an evening in late January.
Furthermore, it is alleged that the Mayor was quite likely in Utah, enjoying the Sundance Film Festival with the likes of Ron Burkle, Sienna Miller, and Sean "Diddy" Combs.
Worst of all, instead of taking pics and video of his experience, and assembling an awesome scrapbook to share with us, he decided to tell more fibs.
This is usually the point at which The Comet warns of gaping story holes and rampant speculation; we are unilaterally raising the Fact Checking Alert index to the color of the surface of the sun.
But it seems a pack of studs from the MSM are already sniffing around, so we should have this or not by next week.
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