Vice President Dick Cheney will be hunting this morning at the Rolling Rock Club in Ligonier Township."During a 2003 trip to Rolling Rock, he bagged more than 70 pheasants and mallard ducks" reports the Trib, putting him in an elite class of legendary huntsmen including Orion and Gilgamesh.
The Vice President has no public events scheduled. He will meet only with "unidentified hunting companions," meaning the Comet will buy a beer for anyone who can "out" one of these brave souls.
Indeed. Hide the women, children, and old white men.
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